Zhou strategist; doushi; MAIN CHARACTER

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[A fine wintry afternoon in swampy Louisiana, a short man in strange clothing is wandering lost but seemingly purposeful, surveying his surroundings and holding a roll of posters in his hand.]

Mmmmmmm doing this without Suupuu is hard work~ and this is clearly not Tougenkyou, but it wouldn't hurt to take a little detour to spread the word. Looks like these things Bukichi made might come in handy afterall.

Lol oops forgot this one -

I am Nat / bluestraggler!
I play Taikoubou, Hige bitchesb4bros and Serizawa Naoto seven_ofwands.

Contact Methods: In order of preference, Gmail/Gchat: eggplantjunkie [at] gmail [dot] com / AIM: Qires / MSN: df_16 [at] hotmail [dot] com. Iii am hardly ever on chan but if I am I will sign on as any of my 3 characters.
Timezone and Scheduling Issues: Pacific Time Zone (GMT -8).
Posting/Jumping/Thread-Dropping: I'm not the fastest tagger, but I try to keep a thread going as long as I can. On posts I make I'm more of a slow-chugger and I may tend to burn out quickly, but I'm a diligent pick-up-er so I'll be sure to get to everyone.
Comfort Levels: Refer to stats/permissions for details.
Concrit/OOC issues: There's a concrit post on every character journal so feel free to comment on those. Otherwise you can reach me at any of the contact methods mentioned above.
Goals: Be faster, bolder, more intuitive.
Beta-ing: I'm not very good at it? :D; And there's a limited number of fandoms I'm intimately familiar with sooo you're probably better off going to someone else.

Age: Technically around 80, physically 18.
Height: It's been speculated that he's pitifully short for a guy, so I assume 5'4"/163cm-ish.
Weight: Scrawny lean. Like, 45kg/100lb (lighter than Dakki sob)
Medical Info: Uhhh since he's a deity-in-training and all I guess he's more resilient/durable than normal humans (it's been said he's really hard to kill. Like a cockroach. Sooo good immune system/recovery rate? :D) Also has a prosthetic left arm.
Eyes: Blue.
Hair: Black, shines reddish under sunlight.
Physical traits: IMPORTANT NOTE: People familiar with Houshin Engi might know the very distinctive characteristic of oversized hands and feet, but I'm going to take that as simply an art style and not indicative of their real physical size. So his hands and feet are actually normal sized.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him: Anything's fine 'cept spoilers after volume 18.
Abilities: Fortune-telling using firewood, running for his life, basic martial arts, Drunken Fist, wind control using his paopei Dashinben.
Notes for the Psychics: Theeeeere's actually a motherload of things regarding his past that even he doesn't know at this point, so I'll just say that he's been around for a long, long time (longer than 80 years, but only the 80 he has memories of). Hates any kind of supernatural godmodding of the human world, generally optimistic, is sometimes uncannily perceptive of people.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Yup! Just ask and ye shall receive 8)
Maim/Murder/Death: Uhmmmm feel free to maim (he gets injured all the damn time IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND); comedic over-the-top violence is totally welcome! You can ah, attempt? (but not rly) to murder but plz no death ;__;
Hugging/Kissing/Other non-violent physical contact: For most people (and depending on how you initiate contact) he'll be pretty awkward/aloof about it so he'll either dodge if he can, or if not, make faces and be expressly disgruntled.
Cooking: ...He hasn't actually been seen eating anything other than peaches, but I'm sure he... can if... he has to?

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Vote post is here. Omg omg 95.1% on my 1st app NO WAY thx you guys T__T